Here we go again.....

Look what i found as i was trolling the 'TwiGurlls' WordPress page. Another entry about how brilliant Twilight is in comparison with Harry Potter.
As an original Twilight fan, I still don't understand this 'LizzieBella' girl. She's messed up, i mean Siriusly. 
I'm going to do another annotation. You can find the original post here.
I'm Purple. She's Black.

So I love Twilight, and this is just part of    why i love it so much!!!
Already i don't like where this is going......
1. its so sweet and romantic!! its a really sweet love story, and Bella and Edward are such a sweet couple.
Love Story?!?! Romeo and Juliette is a love story. I don't see any Vampires or Werewolves there. 
Bella and Edward. A Sweet couple? He's a murderer. 

Harry Potter is a sort of love story. I mean, take Snape for example, he truly loved Lilly and did everything he could to protect her and Harry. He risked his life for them. That's what I call a true love story.
 
2. it shows that love is about extremes. like Edward and Bella are risking their lives for each other, a vampire and a human, and Edward and Bella do all kinds of things for each other for love, it shows that love really can conquer all!
Love isn't about extremes. Vampires aren't real. Edward does loads of things for Bella? He tries not to eat her really. 

3. The characters a re like, REALLY HOT! I mean theres Edward, Jacob, JAsper, Carlisle, Emmett, Mike, Alec, Dmirty, James, etc.!!!! YES the movies are more better and fun becaus of the fact that the guys are totally smokin! I mean theyd still be good without them but the eye candy makes the movies so much better!!!!!!
But books leave the characters up to the imagination. That is if you have an imagination.
But Tom Felton... No questions, he beats all of the Twilight gang put together!!

4. Kristen Stewart. Shes so talented and amazing! shes going to go far, shes really an AMAZING actress, and shes so pretty too! shes one of the best things about the Twilight movies!!!!!!!
You completely ignore the plot then. Just look at the actors. She looks like she's about to kill herself.
 
5. Its epic!! I mean theres always lots of tension and excitment, and theres always some problem that happens to poor Bella, and they always solve it becaus of true love!!!
So Bella's love is true. Then why did she have a fling with Jacob? No tension or excitement in Harry Potter?!
You sicken me.
 
6. I mean seriusly, Action, romance, tension, drama….WHAT COULD BE BETTER!!!!!
Harry Potter. That has Magic and awesome villains too!

7. The characters are relatable. I mean Bella is just an average girl, and she has problems that everyday people face. Shes MUCH better to relate to then say….Harry Potter, some nerdy wizard with a broomstick and dead parents… *caugh caugh*
Bella? An average girl? She goes out with a Vampire and a Werewolf, do you do that? 
You don't have to relate to Magic, because it is ambient, it might be real, who knows? We're pretty sure Vampires or Werewolves don't exist though. Also, you shouldn't make fun of death, it will come and bite you back some day. Also what is *caugh*? You obviously don't have a very good education. You think Vampires are real.
 
And yeah some might say that vampires arent relatable cause they’ve like vampires, but like other then the fact that they’re vampires, theyre basically like regular people, TOTALLY relatable i mean they even go to Hish School!!!!
Vampires? Normal? Sure they're normal, except for the part that, he sparkles, he can run very fast, and he drinks blood and slaughters animals. 
Yeah they're very easy to relate to, if you are about a thousand years old and go out with a 16 year old.
That's not called normal, it's called Pedophilia. And is frownd upon in modern society. 
The biggest age gap in Harry Potter is Ginny and Harry, one year, that's normal.
  
Anyways, this are just a few reasons why I love Twilight, but anyways, seriosly, TWILIGHT ROCKS!!
All of these reasons are pure tosh, good luck with your theorems.

Peace,
Avada Kedavra Bitch.
 
LizzieBella
 Lucie.
Remind me why am i signing my name again?
This is pathetic.

Dear people who think Twilight is amazing.........

Dear people who think Twilight is amazing.........

This morning i was horrified to read this blog post by some mean old twilight fans. (The link to the blog post is here)

I'll quote some of it here: (she is blue and I'm red)

So SO many peopla have been saying that Harry Potter is better than Twilight. That is NOT TRUE!!!!!!!

Here are just a few reasons why Harry Potter kind of sucks.

Well off to a rough start with me, and might i add that the spelling is dodgy. OK I'm not that good but i can spell people, how old are you? 4? 

1. Theres too much swearing. Ron says “blo*dy H*ll” all the time, and Molly weasley calls Bellatrix Lestrange a B*TCH in the last book! Thats seriously unaceptable! I mean little kids are reading that stuff!!! That kind of language is really bad!

In England, Hell, is not considered a swear word, and bloody is a pathetic excuse for a swear. Yeah how would you like it if your son had been killed by some mean death eater? and she was trying to kill my daughter too?? I think i would call her a bitch!!
Yeah and this book is intended for teens, not as a bedtime story for 3 year olds. 
I'm sorry, pathetic swears are 'unacceptable' but vividly describing sex is ok? You really need to sort out your priorities. 

2. Its too violent. Like people die in every book, i mean its just depressing! and good guys die too!! I mean lupin, fred (one of the best characters), tonks, etc. I mean little kinds and people shoudn’t have to read that kind of thing! that teaches people that death is ok and natural! I mean who WANTS to read about that kind of thing?

Death IS natural you muppet!
In Twilight people get ripped apart!! 
Their blood gets sucked!!
A family practically have a fit from a paper cut!!
Little kinds? I know I'm English and your (obviously) American, and you speak English, but that doesn't make sense.
 

3. TORTURE. in HP, people torture other peopls JUST FOR FUN! thats WRONG! Its going to teach people that torture is okay and it’s not! I mean like Voldemort and Bellatrix like to cause people pain an dHAVE FUN KILLING PEOPLE! Thats so horrible that they like get turned on by killing people. Thats SO HORRIBLE AND WRONG! Not to mention depressing and WAY 2 DARK! Thats not okay for people to read. And for the death thing see reason 2.

Yeah and Vampires and Werewolves fighting over a girl and slaughtering heaps of people is fine then, no, no, not dark in the slightest!!
The cruciatus curse that is used in HP is one of the 3 UNFORGIVABLE curses and Voldemort and Bellatrix are really disturbed by everything and don't really have feelings anymore... GIVE THEM A BREAK!!  
 

4. Its british. British stuff is never as good as american stuff. America is the top country in the world. I  mean, im not trying to brag or anything, but its just a fact that america is the most advanced and powerful country in the world. Twilight is American,  Harry Potter is british. Therefore, by logic, Twilight is better. And just because Twilight is american automatically makes it higher quality, just because its America, no matter what you think of the book. I mean, British people can be really bad, like they fought against us and LOST in WW2, right? So seriously, they just aren’t as good.

RACIST
You can't discriminate against the British!
We had;
Sherlock Holmes,
The Inbetweeners 
A QUEEN!! (Yeah she hasn't got assassinated yet, has she!)
Outnumbered
RADIO (yeah where would you be without radio)
Ok i could go on forever but you get the picture
I'm not being rude about America, but everything is just plastic there, made, not evolved over time...
It's sad really....


 

5. Its comfusing. See above about it being british. But basically to go along with that, BECAUSE its britis, the stuff is confusing. like they use slang and stuff that doesnt make sense to ANYONE BUT BRITISH PEOPLE! and like the stuff they talk baout that is british and hard to understand. You shouldn’t have to use a fucking SLANG DICTIONARY when reading!!!!

I'm sorry, should like they like talk like like like this like then?? Can like you like understand like me like now like? You speak the Queen's English, and, oh look, she can understand us perfectly well. So you speak the the Queen's English that comes from England the way the English Queen speaks it. Is that clear?
What slang do they use? Oh there's an Irish boy, can you only understand him if he says potato in a stupid, discriminative, stereotypical accent? 
Yeah, spells don't count as slang you muppet! Some are Latin! Yeah but you probably aren't cultured enough to have even heard of Latin. They spoke it in Roman times in places like Italy and Spain!

6. The movies are crap. So like they’re made by an american compeny, but why the hell do they have funny accents? I hate watching movyes and not being able 2 understand the people in them!!!! I mean siriusly, WTF?! I always have to rewind and use subtittles when I watch the movies, because of the funny accents! I mean cant the actors talk normally? whyd they get weirdos for the parts anyways? They should of gotten normal people who can FUCKING TALK RIGHT!!!!!

I literally did not understand that.
It made no grammatical sense whatsoever. I'll retaliate on what i can decode......


Yeah, normal English people talk like that, and, oh look, IT'S AN ENGLISH MOVIE! No-one in England looks like a Barbie doll either, they chose normal people for the parts, who havn't had liposuction at the age of 12.

7.  The chracters are ugly. Hermione is a frizzy haired dork. Luna is a weirdo and dresses like shes color blind. Rons a ginger, and we all know that gingers don’t have souns, thank to South Park… JUST KIDDING!  That part was a joke, of course, but still, he’s ugly. Harry is just a weirdo wit glasses and a freakish scar.

And Dumbledore is creepy too. He has a beard, beards are creepy! And he has a mustache too, that makes him look like hes evil!! We all know beards are creepy, and he wears a freaking DRESS! THATS SICK, MEN DO NOT WEAR DRESSES!!!!!!!! Also hes gay. thats creepy because hes so old! Old peopla rent supposed to be gay! nothin against homosexals, btw.

Ok, Emma Watson (yeah Hermione isn't her real name! Just thought I'd point that fact out for you)
She is stunning, she's a model. And being clever doesn't make you a dork, it gives you a future. 
She can't live off daddy's money forever. (Yeah you can't either)
Evana Lynch (That's Luna just so you know) Had a disrupted childhood, with her mother blowing up and all that.... I'm sometimes called strange by the way I dress and act sometimes in free time at school! Yeah she's not American. So what. She has a personality, which is more than i can say of you.
Rupert Grint (That's Ron by the way) is ginger yeah, so, you know back off, some of my friends are gingers, are you saying their ugly?
It's not a dress it's a frigging robe.
Oh beards are creepy? Stereotypical, ignorant little girl.
Scars are weird? Some soldiers have scars what are far more horrific than a teeny little lightening bold scar on a 12 year old boy's head, are you disrespecting them? 
Glasses are socially unaccepted? I wear glasses sometimes. Just because he couldn't afford to get lazer eye surgery when he was a baby! His parents where murdered!
And yeah, you are homophobic.

8. the villains are unrealistic. WHat kind of sadistic creepy fucking moron kills people and tortured them FOR FUN?!??! WTF?! And besides, its soooooo unrealistic i mean a REAL villain (like the Volturi) wouldn’t be considerate enough to wait until the end of the school year before enacting their evil plot. thats just unrealistic. And they’s just creepy losers with bad hair in cloaks. Yuk.

Oh and teen werewolves are ok,
yeah my neighbor is a vampire by the way, he sparkles in the sunlight.....
Voldemort doesn't wait until the end of the school year, quite the opposite actually, because he knows Harry will be at school, and can kill him there!
I know a boy with long hair (or rather did before it got longer than mine) So?
Cloaks may be the height of fashion in the Wizard world!! 
You wouldn't know because your a disbelieving muggle.  

Anyways, these are just a few reasons Harry Potter is bad.
How come the only mythical creatures to live in America live in Forks?

AND TWILIGHT IS BETTER THAN HARRY POTTER BECAUSE IT DOES NOT HAVE THE AFOREMENTIONED THINGS!
Woah now your caps locking every body! I feel your pain, yeah i can read your mind just like a vampire.

Stop thinking HP is SOOOO much better and trying to lord it all over us Twilight fans, thats just plain RUDE.
Your reading way too much into this and being:
A racist,
Despising gingers,
and mudbloods,
and all of Gryfindoor house,
and maybe your parents work for the man who killed his parents.
(Quote AVPS gotta love some Draco quotes)

Anyways, I’ll probably write more on this subject, but anyways, consider this part one.
Okay I'll be waiting to correct your spelling, grammar and racist comments again soon!! 

Peace, Love, and Twilight for all!
Just to let you know that the Chamber of Secrets did worst in book and ticket sales and still beat Twilight... 

LizzieBella, : P
LucieLu xx love you all  xx 8D

This is such a joke i don't sign my name at the end of a blog post as if it's a letter to the Queen! 
 
Also hate to burst your bubble, Vampires don't exist.

Yeah and Bella is a rubbish role model for kids, i mean, do you really want them growing up thinking that if the older boyfriend left them they should; jump off a cliff, curl up and hibernate, or commit suicide?

Such great books teaching you that you aren't worth the paper your printed on, you should go for a much older man with anger issues, and then cheat with a 16 year old with a tattoo who drives a motorbike... 
Then jump off a cliff.....And have a baby at the age of 18.....
Hrmmmmmm  Not quite the lesson I want a book to teach my child....
I know what books I'm not going to let my child near (that is when I have a child) 
I commend you for trying to put this up against Harry Potter, but failing miserably and falling onto your bum in shame....

Yeah, Harry Potter wins. Hands Down